You So Fancy, Kingston
My finger nails look like they've been chewed up by a cross-eyed warthog with an overbite and my greedy overgrown cuticles haven't felt the touch of a clipper in months and I could give a shit. But...
View ArticleWhat In The Hell Kind Of GD Outfit Is This?
The truth is, I don't mean that title. Kingston Rossdale is the fashion icon of the sandbox and so if he wants to boil the assholes of the teddy bear activists at PETSA (People for the Ethical...
View ArticleJessica Chastain Is The Cream In A Greasy Orange Leather Sandwich
As Angie Jolie, Jude Law, Gavin Rossdale and Gwen Stefani watched, Jessica Chastain nearly suffered third-degree heat burns in her palms when she held hands with live burning men, Sean Penn and Brad...
View ArticleThe Holy Child Army Graces Gwen Stefani's House With Their Presence
Zahara, the twin messiahs, Shiloh, Kingston and Lunesta (or whatever that one's name is) were all in the same room together in Gwen Stefani's London townhouse today and Maddox was not there to keep...
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Gavin & Gwen Could Be Next
It's been said (it's never been said) that celebrity relationships die in threes, which means there's a vacant grave in the middle of Vanessa & Johnny (maybe) and Heidi & Seal's graves. And...
View ArticleIn Case You Missed It, No Doubt On Last Night's Teen Choice Awards
The part of the chewed-up piece of steak fat called my heart that holds a special place for the 90s filled with tears earlier this month when Chumbawambabroke up with each other, but now that place can...
View ArticleQOTD: Gavin Rossdale Likes Gwen Stefani Better When She's Painted Up
When Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron were together, they'd sometimes wake up next to each other and just as the sun hit his SANS FARDS face, she'd say to him, "You look so much prettier without all that...
View ArticleGavin Rossdale Is Not Screwing The Nanny, Because She's His Sister
When pictures came out of Gavin Rossdale gently touching the nanny's upper ass area during a hike, some thought that he was pulling a stage 1 Jude Law and were waiting to see the New York Post headline...
View ArticleI Didn't Know Gollum Was A Rolling Stones Fan
The Rolling Stones performed a secret show at the 650-capacity Echoplex in the Echo Park neighborhood of L.A. last night and it brought out Johnny Depp, Amber Heard, Bruce Willis, James Woods, Gwen...
View ArticleOkay, Okay, Sarah Jessica Parker Won The Met Gala
If your eyeballs haven't turned into stone balls from staring deep into Sarah Jessica Parker's crotch ("I haven't even stared at the Crotch of Sauron" - Matthew Broderick), then slow clap for her Iggy...
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